"The coldest temperature recorded on Earth was -126 F. The coldest insult ever was last Thursday night, in front of the bodega by my house. It was delivered by a Spanish woman, who told a dude honking at her, she'd rather "walk barefoot through a field of broken dicks" than accept a ride from him. Brutally, bone chillingly cold."
• Heavy Terry (71% Cotton 29% Polyester) construction, Zinc: (65% Cotton/ 28% Polyester/ 7% Rayon) construction
